Paris Hilton, Hollywood Fugitive!!!
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RWD
The stick thick blonde (emphasis on thick) was released from Lynwood Penitentiary under health circumstances today. Sources suggest that the air wasn’t pure enough and Evian water was not on tap! She lived as a jailbird for a staggering three days! She can officially add herself to the ever-growing list of celebs that managed to eak their way out of jail.
Apparently she left the prison at 2.09 am this morning and had to wade through a sea of paparazzi to return to Hollywood. The princess of amateur porn was supposed to serve 45 days in the slammer but had her sentence dropped to 23 days after conforming to the rules the court had set her.
According to the county Sheriff it’s not uncommon for convicts serving minor sentences to be let out earlier. He also added, “I cannot specifically talk about the medical situation other than to say that yes, it played a part in this.”
Those thinking she has got off lightly though, listen up, her ankles have been electronically tagged and she is not allowed to leave her house. Not to worry she has four thousand square feet to play with. RWD suspects there will be a party of all parties when she gets out, but Paris will have to do all her shopping online… Let’s hope Tesco deliver in the Hollywood.
Words by Hayley Joyes
The stick thick blonde (emphasis on thick) was released from Lynwood Penitentiary under health circumstances today. Sources suggest that the air wasn’t pure enough and Evian water was not on tap! She lived as a jailbird for a staggering three days! She can officially add herself to the ever-growing list of celebs that managed to eak their way out of jail.
Apparently she left the prison at 2.09 am this morning and had to wade through a sea of paparazzi to return to Hollywood. The princess of amateur porn was supposed to serve 45 days in the slammer but had her sentence dropped to 23 days after conforming to the rules the court had set her.
According to the county Sheriff it’s not uncommon for convicts serving minor sentences to be let out earlier. He also added, “I cannot specifically talk about the medical situation other than to say that yes, it played a part in this.”
Those thinking she has got off lightly though, listen up, her ankles have been electronically tagged and she is not allowed to leave her house. Not to worry she has four thousand square feet to play with. RWD suspects there will be a party of all parties when she gets out, but Paris will have to do all her shopping online… Let’s hope Tesco deliver in the Hollywood.
Words by Hayley Joyes
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