This Week In Twitpics we’ve got plate bogey from a Sugababe, Skepta eying up the rooms in a Premier League footballer’s new house, Bambi stalking Jodie Connor and a whole lot more.

@Carl_Froch: @DizzeeRascal @mrdavidhaye @LennoxLewis

Boxing’s a funny old game, only one of these blokes is a World Champion and it’s the skinniest, most casual, sunglasses wearing member of the crew, Carl Froch. Lennox Lewis has got his fist ready to go, but his hat betrays a less ready state. We’re not sure wearing glasses was ever going to protect Dizzee Rascal if this ever kicked-off but to paraphrase the great MC “Haye aint got a gun, kick his toe and run”.

@TinchyStryder: Ok its @Slix_fleeingham Tinch is gonna kill me 4 this but check out his attempt to plank @ the airport loool

We’re actually quite impressed by Tinchy Stryder’s Planking here, impressed that he could reach both sides of the moving walkway. We kid, we kid.

@PUSHA_T: Today’s Pick…I click my heels vanish on muthafuckas in these!

Click your heels in Pusha T’s trainers and you’re likely to slice through a tendon. We’re not sure what look Pusha was going for when he put these trainers on, but if it was the Michael Bay’s Transformer foot fetish then we reckon he’s pulled it off!

@ScorchersLife: Just went sweet shop with £30 in my pocket, randomly stopped at the bookies, made £18 an buss straight out : )

Don’t gamble kids! Life is enough of a rush without wagering your wealth on horses. Scorcher doesn’t mention the fact that he only had £30 in his pocket to begin with because he’d already put big money on Jedward winning Celebrity Big Brother, even if they do, he’ll have to live with that fact for the rest of his life. Gambling changes the way you see the world.

@50cent: I can’t feel my face,is this real life #SK

50 Cent can’t feel his face, considering those bullets he had lodged in there a few years back we’re surprised he’s complaining. Seriously though, is 50 really wearing a du-rag and a New Era at the dentist? Some rappers have to be rappers wherever they are, he’ll get married in baggy jeans and a white T-Shirt.

@JodieConnor: This is coming right for me. Think I need to wind my window up. Have no idea what it is! Lol

Jodie Connor obviously never saw Bambi, or if she did, she really didn’t get it.

@JmeBBK: Reebok knew what they were doing here

What have they…the…it’s…Reebok EasyTone? Might have to check that out.

@djcharlesy: Haha @TinieTempah @edsheeran @rioferdy5 @professorgreen @REGYATES @example @Labrinthda1st..

Nando’s clearly have an idea who was responsible for the burning and looting of a few restaurants during the London riots. We’ve never trusted that James Corden, there’s just something about him. How many times do you think we’ll have to mention Nando’s in This Week In Twitpics before we get a High Five card?

@itsYasmin: @example you did achieve some sleep…

We thought Tinchy Stryder’s Planking was good, Example’s managed to airport Plank, with his eyes closed, curled up with…is that his thumb in his mouth? Does Example suck his thumb? It’s not clear…it’s clear enough. It’s official, Example sucks his thumb, alert the papers!

@Skepta: Congratulating Darren Bent at his house warming party last night.. MAJOR!!!

We’re not sure about you but we’d think twice before inviting Skepta to our house warming. He’s a great guy and he definitely knows how to get the part started, but we’d be worried about what he planned to do All Over The House, All Over The House. How does Darren Bent manage to maintain such a messy yet somehow neat beard? A grooming icon! Truly!

@Amelle_berrabah: Wow!!! That’s 1 posh fish and chips!! Xx

We’re not sure where Sugababe Amelle Berrabah was given this meal but she should definitely send it back, the plate is huge and there’s hardly any food on it…oh, and somebody wiped a huge bogey through the middle. Nasty. How are you supposed to eat that with two bent knives by the way?

@mypandashallfly: This is amazing. A sense of humour still remains in Peckham.

Oh yes, that legendary Peckham sense of humour! Little known fact, the sense of humour was invented in Peckham as a way of keeping the dust out of the eyes of the local people. That’s not true…Peckham is dusty though.

@iSHi_2Stripes: History!!! @ericturners

Ishi reckons him and Eric Turners have made history with their latest collaboration, he could be right, but does that say ‘Remaining Time 264.28‘? If that’s in minutes we’re not sure we can be bothered to wait. Perform it acapella while we wait.

@dannywalker1: For what its worth, I’m officially the best cheesecake maker in the @RWDmag office…

While that is indeed a photo of Danny’s homemade cheesecake and it was indeed warmly greeted by the RWD office, we call him the best Cheesecake maker in reference to his dead-out jokes, seriously, you should hear them. That’s why he’s not allowed anywhere near This Week In Twitpics, only top quality jokes about bogeys and Skepta song titles allowed in this section.

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