The spawn of Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon will be a thing to behold will it not?

Mariah Carey confirmed what we all knew on American TV yesterday when she said “Yes, we’re pregnant, this is true. We’re expecting in the spring,” are we being cynical when we assume she told the world the day the video for her new Christmas single came out by design? Or even that she’s already filmed a pregnant Christmas second video that brooding ladies will go crazy for? “It’s been tough, because I have been trying to hold on to a shred of privacy,” oh okay. None of the reasons we said then.

Nick Cannon’s pretty sure they’ve got a name picked out “We’ve had names picked out from the first day we met and we want to stay true to that,”

Who can come up with the best name for Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey’s baby?

Tags: comedy, Mariah Carey, Nick Cannon, Pop