LA party dudes LMFAO like nothing more than to rock out with their cocks out; in fact they’ve got it down to a fine art. Rajveer Kathwadia breaks open the beers with the boys to find out what you need to throw the perfect party…

It’s a little bit early to be drinking right? [It’s 10:30AM]

Redfoo: We haven’t even had breakfast so this is a hearty meal.

Sky Blu: You know what. It’s just that time.

You just flew in so what time are you guys running on right now?

S: Party time!!!

R: We actually partied on the plane

S: I drank a whole bottle of rum and I was really drunk. We were running around the plane, playing games, tag and shit.

R: He was teaching us how to unlock the bathroom door.

One of your lyrics goes ‘In Europe they show titties all the time.’ Have you seen any today?

R: No, but isn’t there a

magazine that you open it up to a certain page and there’s always some titties?

Oh yeah. Page Three in the lovely Sun newspaper.

R: Does anybody have this magazine here?

S: Does anybody have The Page Sun? Can we see some titties?

[We challenge the guys to a game of Guess The Breasts, which results in a hilarious conversation revolving around Jordan’s plastic fantastics]

R: …I’ll tell you this about the fakies. It’s very hard to put anything between them.

Who has the best breasts in the world?

R: Oooh, there’s so many different kinds of breasts. But I’ve had some good breasts. Let’s take a look at the phone.

[RedFoo shows us a series of outrageously explicit pics]

Is this legal?

S: [Looks at a photo on Redfoo’s phone] Who’s dick is that?!?

Breasts or bums?

S: I like the homeless

R: You know what? It’s like food to me. Some times I prefer Mexican, and sometimes I prefer Italian. I might eat pizza for a week straight, then I eat some tacos. Whoever I’m with, whatever she has, after about three weeks, I want the opposite. So I think what I’m trying to say is I think I need two girls! One with ass and one with breasts and then I can swap ‘em.

S: If they have both then they look unbalanced.

What would the ultimate LMFAO party be like?

R: There are many necessary elements it takes to make it a great party.

S: Firstly you need a TBR. That’s the ‘take-back room’.

R: You definitely need a fellatio-ratio of at least about seven girls to one guy.

S: Out of those seven, you need two squashers. A squasher is a girl that thinks she’s sexy, but she’s actually not. She’s wearing white spandex with a thong, a belly ring, but she has to tell you about it cos you can’t see it.

R: Squashers are a good decoy against snakes who are dudes that are trying to take your girl. The squashers always wanna talk to people, so they always end up talking to the snakes. So when the snake can’t strike, you slip away with your girl to the TBR.

S: It’s a precise science. Also any dudes that come have to bring two ‘nachos’. We’re talking about two girls that are nach-yos [not yours]. They have to be available.

R: You definitely need some Grey Goose and Patron and you also need beer cos we will play flip-cup or beer-pong.

S: You’ve also gotta have the Party Rock album playing cos it compliments different moods and different emotions that are go on throughout any party. Tell ‘em about the tool-box.

R: We feel like we didn’t just make a normal album. We made a toolbox so obviously the first song at any party would be Shots.

S: The rule is that everybody must take a shot when they enter the room.

R: From there you can play I’m In Miami Bitch so you start pointing to some of the girls – the bomas, the freakas and get into ‘Hey! You look kinda cute,’

S: Then you’d play Shots again. More drinking and then you play Get Crazy. ‘If you wanna have fun then do something craaaaaaazy…

R&S together: …and flash your titties!’

R: That is a gauge cos if you’re getting titty flashes when you play Get Crazy, you’re in a good party!

You remind us of the 2 Live Crew. Any chance of you guys going down the Uncle Luke route of making dirty movies?

R: I don’t think we’re gonna do the whole sextape thing. Actually my iPhone got stolen and I made a whole porno on there, so there is something out there on me. But it’s a funny one because it was with a squasher.

[LMFAO’s press dude informs us that we have two minutes left with them]

R: Hey I couldn’t even go two minutes in the film. Her friend was fine, but she didn’t wanna do a threesome. And I couldn’t get it up cos it’s saying ‘You’re never gonna have a kid with this person’ and she’s flopping around like a fish! If we’re gonna make a porno it’s gonna be more like a comedy. It’s not real, cos real sex is disgusting.

S: On the first night of the current tour he did a threesome. The next night he did a foursome. The next night he did a fivesome – at that point that’s just an orgy. The next morning he’s just sad like ‘That’s just too much pussy man. What do I do?’

R: If I could go back to before LMFAO, if I could get three girls in a shower – that’s the happiest day of my life. Now that’s just like a Tuesday to me. I don’t know what’s next, man. And I’m not ready to settle down.

Horror Stories

Have you seen a horror film that made you wanna LMFAO?

S: I hate to do this cos I love Paris [Hilton], but House Of Wax?! What the fuck!?! That was some bullshit. But I did see one movie when I was eight years old and it standed out in my mind for me to even remember it as the worst movie I’ve ever seen.

R: Standed out?

S:  Yep. Standed out.

Party Rock is out now. Partyrocklife.com.

Tags: Hip Hop, Interviews, LMFAO